MOTOR KNIGHT Edit
Motor Knight Is a mercenary appearing in the "Crusaders" campaign. He is one of the original members of the team along with TV wizard, Jook Nukem, and Rodney Rune. Motor Knight is a master Swordsman and brandishes advanced weaponry and techniques. Having been a rather villainous individual in his past, he now seeks to right his wrongs and fight to undo the evil of others.
Motor knight is a tall and slim individual, standing in at 6'2" 189 Lbs. He has pale skin and brown hair. His upper left arm and shoulder are covered in tattoos however his armour covers this. Throughout his travels Motor Knight has assembled his ideal set of armour. Currently The ensemble includes a custom made suit of leather armour fitted with steel inner plates, the champions belt, a pair of light blue Chuck Taylors, and his signature racing helmet. The result is similar to cyberpunk aesthetic, which he thoroughly enjoys. This setup allows for plenty of movement and remains naturally quiet for stealthy situations while also providing substantial protection.
Alternate Appearances for Motor knight include; Wearing the pink suit and a paper bag mask when fighting in arenas, A three-piece suit and his helmet for formal occasions, A full cloak for thieving purposes, and a set of "burner" armour for going incognito.
Generally Motor Knight has been observed to be cheerful and energetic and is rarely upset. He has displayed a lively sense of humor and easily gets along with most people. However If he so desires, he can become a rather intimidating presence. Training as a mercenary has taught him to keep quiet and be ready for any situation that may arise. He is level headed and stays collected in combat situations. Contrary to this Motor Knight has shown to be a bit of a loose cannon, as evident from repeatedly making daring attacks or taking part in criminal activities. Motor Knight brandishes both aspects of personality, adding further to his unpredictability. Recently he has become a bit more contemplative and tactical, however this has not stopped him from making his attacks as gruesome as possible.
A man from a different time arrived on Deluna not long ago. He emerged from the ashes of his crashed vessel, expecting a barren wasteland to sorrily sustain him for however long he had until he was rescued or perished. What he found instead was a place full of life and beauty and now saw his situation not as a curse, but as a chance at redemption. Abandoning the horrors of his past he vowed this time to fight not for monetary gain or blood lust, but instead to oppose the evils he once served. Re-birthed, the mercenary christened himself a name of champions, swiftly setting to work. This man would come to be known as Motor Knight, the time runner.
The Doom snail saga (Arc 1) Edit
Motor knight was originally introduced as a drunkard in a tavern. After punting a halfling into orbit and being kicked out of a tavern he joined forces with Jook Nukem, TV Wizard, and Rodney Rune. The quartet traveled together doing various quests for people, resulting in several misadventures and solidifying their relationships.
After the team escorted a child back to a king, Motor Knight was arrested by space police officers taking him into custody over his past crimes. Motor Knight was taken to intergalactic court and with the help of [that cleric lady] ended up winning the case and is returned to Deluna. Upon reuniting with the party he was introduced to Paladin, Daniel Taure, who had replaced him during his absence and the two began their rivalry shortly after. Some time later the party encounters more aliens, this time however they are friendly and equip Motor Knight with powerful energy weapons.
While adventuring Motor Knight and Jook robbed a small bank, however Motor Knight was found out by Daniel he returned his stolen funds. Motor Knight and Jook where then Kidnapped by the rat mafia. The team then embarks on a dungeon crawl, where MotorKnight became a religious figure to a cult of rats. At a festival Motor Knight entered himself along with Daniel into a pit fighting contest, and ended up coming 1st place. They return to the kings abode and settle in for a long nights rest, until assassins infiltrate the castle and attack the party in the twilight. Wearing only his helmet and undergarments Motor Knight T-pose flips off a balcony and fends of several attackers.
The party then leads an attacking army against Lord Pruflas AKA the DoomSnail, and his legion of orcs. Motor Knight inspires his comrades by somehow doing a wheelie on his horse. The gang gets trapped in the castle and is surrounded by orcs. Motor Knight gives Daniel a grenade which he turns into a "holy-hand grenade" and rebounds it back at a group of orcs after Daniel flubs up the throw. After being surrounded by more orcs and are trapped in an orb of protection, TV Wizard triumphantly shouts "TENSERS FLYING DISK" and the team soars above the hoard of orcs as Motor Knight drops yet another grenade on them. The party enters the chamber of the Doom snail. The battle is fought and the foe is defeated with Motor Knight landing the killing blow, slicing the tyrant straight in half with his laser sword and saving Daniel.
The riddle (Arc 2) Edit
MK and the guys head on over to Mt. Myres for reasons he can't remember because they got to busy fighting plants. Eventually they get to a tree house and MK finds a book with words in it. The crew keeps on keepin' on until they come across a hobgoblin stronghold. MK and Juke scale the outer wall and murderize a few dudes before sneaking through the courtyard and heading up into the captains room and kill him up. MK collects the Captains glaive and severed head before helping the rest of the party clear out the stragglers. The party recruits the last surviving hobgoblin, Taire and heads on towards their destination.
Dem boys finally make it to Tolkien Town and attempt to ascend to the summit of Mt. Myres using the towns airship, which is busted to they stay in town for a while and do various jobs. Upon realizing that the town was run by the mob MotorKnight and Juke decide that there is no harm in performing a small bank heist. The two sneak out late at night and enter the bank through its skylights, after a mishap involving a chandelier and the weight of MotorKnights various weaponry they end up sneaking into the vault. Inside the vault they meet a third robber, Arsene who helps them escape in exchange for a cut of the loot, which the two adventurers agree to. MotorKnight notices that Juke has taken a liking to their newfound ally. The three escape through the nearby sewer, tying up the remaining lose ends and manage to sneak back into the inn unnoticed, or so they thought. Daniel doesn't fully know if its them that did it but MotorKnight expertly evades his questioning and the duo are undetected.
While still in the city the town leader hears of their skills and asks them to assist in dealing with a demonic presence. After Doofus fails at seducing his assistant for the 80th time they join Boss and take on a hecatonchires. His mighty laser sword drawn, MotorKnight bestows a thunderous blow unto the beast MotorKnight fucks up horribly and ends up healing the foe, who then proceeds to straight up flat-line MotorKnight in one hit. Eagerly awaiting an ultra-violent blood-soaked hellscape in which to slay demons for all eternity, MotorKnight is more than disappointed to find out hell is nothing more than a bureaucratic state of tedium and quiet misery. With his newfound Knowledge he leaves hell and rejoins the living mid battle. The team defeats the best and saves the airship pilot, who agrees to take them to the top of the mountain once the airship is repaired.
The team arrives at the top of the mountain and enters the dungeon. After snooping around inside for a few hours they finally find Rodney and get to the source of the undead spawn, who turns out to be their old friend TV Wizard, now corrupted. The CRT screen assailant summons a beholder and begins attacking the band of idiots in unison. Brushing off an attack directly from Tv Wizard MK witnesses Doofus's true power as he liquidizes the eyed beast, Tv Wizard falls soon after. After the battle Mushroom guy gets out of his crystal and tells the party they serve a greater purpose. The party then christens themselves "The Crusaders Of the Truth" and set off to fulfill their destiny... after fucking off for two years to just chill out or whatever.
Two years apart (Arc 2-B) Edit
During his time away from the Crusaders Motor Knight joined Rodney on one of his tours, traveling from kingdom to kingdom playing rhythm guitar in his band. Afterwards MotorKnight went off on his own, practicing his bladesmanship and partaking in thrilling adventures before joining another smaller group briefly. Nearing the end of his time apart, MK had received a suspicious letter, threatening horrible consequences if not followed..
Memoriae (Arc 3) Edit
Renewed as a Blademaster, Motor Knight regroups with the Crusaders, meeting the newest members, Pirate Apollo Flint, and Growther the barbarian. The now eight strong group is invited to attend the meeting of Lux Aterna, where those of power and influence gather to discuss matters of the greater good. The crusaders are honored guests at the meeting, having proved to the members of lux aterna to be capable team worthy of their attention. At the meeting several important things are discussed, however this is cut short by numerous interruptions from opposing individuals, such as Misere, the cult of rats, and a gnome sorcerer who casts a spell causing the entire meeting erupt into fisticuffs. After MotorKnight and Daniel physically put aside their differences, the crusaders go after the gnome and attempt beating it within a thread of its mortal life. Once outside however the Crusaders are greeted by [skeleton guy?] who tells them he requires their help with something. The Crusaders agree and are led to a cave filled with strange machines, only Motor Knight recognizes the technology. The crusaders are hooked up to the machines and are told they are to live out the events of past adventurers so that they may gather knowledge and information about past events. Unlike the rest of the crusaders, Motor Knight plays as previous version of himself, one whom up until recently hes tried to forget.
Motor Knight reenacts his mercenary past. He re-lives the horrors hes witnessed through the heist, the war, the missions, the experiments, clear as day. His scattered memories align themselves and all becomes clear.
On completing all the missions the Crusaders are trapped in the simulation by its creator AINSLEY, who wishes to use their beings as a manifestation in the real world. He then explains if the conscience is killed in the simulation the body is left open for the taking. AINSLEY pushes the crusaders off a ledge in order to harvest their bodies, The crusaders manage to survive the fall all within their own means, AINSLEY'S assistant [name] sacrifices her life to save Motor Knight's. The crusaders scale back up the cliff and make it back to the grid. After sneaking into a town the Crusaders kill the guards in the town then commandeer the vehicles. After a brief driving lesson from Motor Knight, Apollo is able to drive the car carrying the remaining Crusaders while Doug and Motor Knight ride the motorcycles as they make their way to AINSLEY'S tower. They confront AINSLEY on the bridge, and after a brutal roasting they begin to attack the digital foe using the very weapons he's created. Upon being defeated AINSLEY the crusaders are sent back into the real world and find out they were targeted by assassins while in the simulation, and had it not been for Growther and Doofus they would have been killed.
Now having fully remembered his past, Motor Knight regains and old ability of his; Shinigami, which grants him mastery and heightened skills when wielding certain bladed weapons, and access to a powerful technique "Soul blade". The following night however, Motor Knight receives a visitation from Mr.N in his dreams.
The Keep (Arc 4) Edit
The team is informed that several members of Lux Aterna have decided to sponsor the Crusaders for their efforts, and have began construction of a keep for them in the city of Pharepaix, Harnania. During the time it will take to build the keep, the Crusaders split up with Daniel, Jook, and Doofus going solo while the rest of the crusader accompany Apollo to his meeting of pirates. While at the island "Pirates Paradise" Motor Knight, along with his compatriots engage in debauchery such as heavy inebriation, throwing a bag of devouring onto a Sicarus ship, and commencing the legendary roast wave, before attending the pirates meeting. After hearing the proposed plans of the pirates on how to deal with the imposing Sicarus forces and enacting revenge on the organisation White sea, Motor Knight thinks up a plan that the pirates cannot refuse, involving slaughtering the Sicarus armada and striking a deal with those of white sea. Doug aids in Motor Knight's convincing of Captain Apollo's partners and to his discontent the pirates vote on MK's plan. On the way back to Apollo's ship the group is attacked by ninjas sent by Cinere, whom are ultimately defeated but the crusaders. right before he kills em, Growther is stopped by [old guy] who convinces them to take the assassin under their wing, so they do.
Finally having some downtime MotorKnight hangs around in Pharepaix with his comrades, engaging in a variety of miscellaneous activities. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO; Going on a booze run with the boys, apprehending criminals, taking in underprivileged street kids, finally going out with jenny, setting up a cage match between world leaders, meeting Genesis Valentine and General Strongammer, Realizing Rodney might not be a womanizing buffoon, watching Daniel release a demon, messing around at Rodney's wedding, and watching Growther die
The party's ongoing quest to locate the Elemental Rings eventually leads them to the air plane where they sneak into a dragons lair in order to retrieve one of the rings. When entering the lair the team deals with a large group of kobolds guarding the treasure by tricking the kobolds into believing their bags of holding are actually portable stores contained in a pocket dimension and suffocate all but one. The dragon returns its lair, forcing the Crusaders to hide. They inevitably are found out by the dragon and commence battling it. Doug ends up killing the dragon with his OP-ness before MK can land a hit, upsetting him somewhat. His spirits are lifted however when they realize they get to take the mountains of riches the dragon has collected. The party collects several thousand gold pieces and returns to the keep.
A few days after Rodney leaves they get a letter from him that he was tricked into a political marriage by his father. The party cleans itself up and attends the wedding, mostly to figure out whats going on with the silver bastard. After jumping out a few windows with Growther and Apollo, MK Joins Daniel in being bored to death during the ceremony. The two engage in playing cards and alcohol to pass the time, until being woke up by a noisy Blood knight. After the ceremony the team sneakifys into the dungeon of Rodney's father-in-laws castle to save the planet or whatever. they chill out with a sphinx and a rock dude and check out some crystals. The party notices some cave paintings depicting a familiar figure.The crew eventually makes it to the room containing the elemental ring after making their way through a trap-filled dungeon, in which Motor Knight sets off a trap and gets his ass handed to him by a [whatever the fuck that was i wasn't there] and his armour is ruined. The team retrives the ring and [some shit happens i wasn't there]. The party also trys killing a terrasque and attempts to defeat it before coming to their senses. MotorKnight hangs back in an attempt to save Alfonse but other party members beat him to it. The party retreats back to the portal but the terrasque follows, Growther sacrifices himself so the party has time to escape.
Para Bellum (Arc 5) Edit
The party returns to the keep where MotorKnight is greeted by his worried girlfriend, and proceeds to console her. He discards his now tarnished suit of armour and gets a tailor-made one crafted for him while the party plans to sneak back into [that place] to retrieve the elemental stone. Using disguises MK, Doug, Alphonse, and Doofus sneak into the dungeon and re-acquire the stone. The Crusaders then head into the wastelands in their quest to bring back the assassins whom had attacked them, meeting Devila and other powerful individuals along the way. Having found the components necessary they resurrect the assailants saving Neila.
Heading into the country of Este MotorKnight prepares for his upcoming fight with General Stronghammer by attending his meet and greet, where MotorKnight heckles him in disguise. The two meet face to face and a legendary fight unfolds, granted not how MotorKnight would have done it but hey, it was pretty sick in the end.
Following the defeat and execution of Stronghammer, the team moves onto Queen Alma and swiftly attacks her. The queen however proves to be more than a match for the Crusaders and collapses her tower on them and herself. After breaking a obelisk and nearly defeating Alma, a familliar face steps in and halts the fight. Mr.N appears and reveals that his deal with the queen had expired and that Doug was her rightful killer. He then presents the team with three things; The truth to their greatest inquiry's, a tempting deal, and their prophetic fate. It is here MotorKnight is revealed a dark secret. Mr.N then explains that by breaking the obelisk they have began the forthcoming of a demonic invasion, and have one month to prepare. The crusaders clear out the ruined castles riches and inform the revolutionaries of the oncoming attack, with MK telling the leader to assemble a special team of its finest warriors.
Upon returning to the keep The Crusaders began training for the upcoming battle, not before aiding Rodney with eliminating his father-in-law who was revealed to be a Rakshasa. They once again sneak back into the castle and snuff the Rakshasa with relative ease, upon his death however he summons two dragons to attack the team. MotorKnight manages to survive dragons fire point blank while saving Neila, who aids him setting up explosive charges. Dismembering one of its wings with the help of Rodney, He and the bard are picked up by the second dragon and are thrown from the tower window, having nearly fell to his death. Rodney portals them back on top of the dragon and MK lands the killing blow by severing the beasts tail, remaining wing, and head in one masterful attack. The wyvern squad rolls up late to the fight and commends the team on their efforts. With the old king dead Princess Neila is crowned the new queen later to be joined by Rodney as her king. The party now travels back to the keep to once again prepare for the oncoming attack.
At the keep, mere weeks before the proposed attack the party is informed of a ĺe͏a̧d̡ that may post-pone the attack by some time. 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̘̙̫̻̱͚̝̦͓̭̜̙͔̞̮́̕͢7̴̨͏̴̫̜̯̦̺͚͍̣͈̲͉͈̠̭ͅy͏̴̖̫̟̻͍̜͇̥͍̻̞͙̻̳̙̱̪͝͠u̺̹̲̘̰͍͓̘͎̺̗͍̣̪̲͉͍͓͟͜͜͟͠r̸̵̠͇͚̥̹̣̯͕̹̩͘͞b̝̬̭͇͖̫͚̮͚̠̱̫̱̣͇̬͟e̷̴̛̞͙̯̰̩̰̙͖̭͓b̴̙̣̲͇̟̖͍̠̳͕͙̺͈̱̻̠̦̻͓͠͞6̶̸̡̖̮̜̩͉̠͎̤̙̥̺͓̱̼͉͘w̸͏̨̝͕̰̙̠̟͍5̢̙͓͓̟͉̰͙̫̰̜̺͕̮̭͈̱͘͟͠b̷̶̨̬̺͚͔͕͍̞̻̰͕̞͍̟ ͜҉̛̯͖̥͔̹͖͎̜͉̣͎̜̻ͅͅ0͉̹̱̫̱̕7̴͈̞̹͈͙̹̪̞̭͇͇̮̣̳̻͞͝0̳͇̣̺̟͚͙̦͍͕̭̭̫͜9̣̬̤̝̜͕̜̣͖͕̥͔̟͢͟͠4̰̜̞̯̩̗͍͕̙͔̬̪͖̭̦͔͞͞5̧͏̷̱̣̞͍̺̤͔͍̹̟͉̼̳͉̺̗͢ͅ3̡͏͕͈̫͉̺4͢͞҉̨͇̰̯̩̮̖̗̻̥͉̯̫͓͠ͅ ̢̛͎̙̱͇̦͍̲ę̸̠̲̩̹̪̖̭͙̪̹̠͎̪͝͝s̨̞̦̮̗͉̤̩̝̗̤͙̤̲̟̀͞c̶̼̞̩͚̣̦͚̟̺̬̫͘͘a̴̢͍͖̣̙̝͚̯͚̞͎͖͚͢p͈̰͇̮̲͔̞̀͘̕͜e̶̛͉̥͖̻̜͜͡s̶̵͏̸̮̜͕̟̯̳͜ ̴̨̛̼͈̹̖͕̺̘̠̳̺͕͕̹̠̬̝͖͟ͅḙ̵͙͔̰͇͍̼̺̀̀ͅw̸̜͎͇̻̮̮͚̟̳̟͚̱̝̣̟̖ͅj̶̡͎̬̞̱̱̮̼͖͓̲̟͓̜̖̦̳̩e̵̢͙͈͔̰̯̟͕̭̮͈̦͖̠̘̻͡ͅͅn̨̡͍̻͍͔̪̳̤̗̮̬͔̘̥̤͚̱̭ ̧̠̠̞͔̺͇̺̭͖̤̕w̶̴̛̪͉̲̟͔͓̠͙̥͚̦̻̬͖͕k̵̢̛̥̥̺̙̰̣̮͉̝̪̞̹̠̦͘j̴̨̻̺̲̱̰̪̪͖͝n̶̷͉̞͙͇̖̲̺̜̻͇̳̳͜͢k̨̧̺̝̬̗͉͖ ̡̘̬̭̹̠̫̫͍̩̖̫͓͡͠ͅ3̸̸͔͕͙̰̦̬̗̥̮̪̼̬̥̙͞4͏̯͓͔̥̘͍̀̕͢͝7̵̱̭͓͎͎͓̀ ͏̶̶̵͉̙͔̳͕͉̩͙̣̟̳̜̳ţ̸̴̶͈͈̖̖̠̙͎̙̠̖̞̺̟̤̩͓̰̜o̢͟͠҉̥̬̤̮̞̹̳̻̥͈̞̬̲̩̗̥̠o̷̴̗͔̱͔̳͠ ̸̶̷̙̬̲̬̲̩͉͙̤̺̗͇̲͠l͔̯͖̳̬͔̗̘̳̙̟͕͉͜͡a̛̜͓̰̺̤͈̗͉̤̳͇͎͖͠t҉̼̪͍̲̖͕̖e̸̛̪͔̬̤̬̹̘̞̹͉͓̤͙͓̹̦͔̱͡͝ ͖͙̜̻̱̳͚͍̺̼̪̭͎̗̖̟͜͞t͎̞͓̹̺̪͚͎͉̪̩̻͙͘ơ̵͕̪̫̳̹͙̦͕̺͖̻̗͕̹̼̦͢͟͝ͅ ̧̲̙̲̲̟͕̫͎̭̣͟s̡͢҉̜͚͇̫̮̖̙̘̣a̛͜҉͔̫̫͙̙̩̮̰̯ͅv̧̛͕̱̱̮̦̟̫͍̼̯̹̹͖͍̞̥̮̭e̡͔͎͖͇̗͇̪͓͕̻͔̜̹̯̲͍̣̦͟ͅ ̷̧̕͏̤̺̠̥͕̞̦͖̫̞̠̖̣͚͍͖ạ̡̼̠̪͚̱͎͇̯͍̦̳̮͕̞̞͚͎͢͟n̨̡̻̳̲͉̖̕͢͠ý̠͔̪̹̯̩̩͇̰̻̲͕̰̝̱̠̯͜ò̢̼͓͖̻̹̱̹̼̣ņ̵͍̩̻̟͔̻̹̝̱́̕͡ͅͅe̴̡̛̬͙̦̦͈͔̬̺̤̼͇͔̣̻̩͍͢͜ ̷̡͙̱̮̹̜̮͕̬̞̲͓̮͉͓͔̘͔̞͞ ̧̜̮͖̩͍̀͝ ̶̡̩͙̤̪̝̙̜͇̙̬̣̞̰͖ͅͅ ̡̜̝͉̠̪͚͖̼̩̫͍͔̫̀ ̸̴̸̩̪͔͕̠͉̹̖͍̲̬̺͖̰͈͍̼́ͅ ҉̸̣̣͓͇̟͈̮͚͇̰̬̪̲̳̬͓̬͇͇͘͟͝ ̴̛͓̻͓͙̫͠ ͎̰̝̼̦̘̱̭̩͇͇̟̦̖̺̱͖̀͡ ̢̢̗̰̲̝̝̫̻͚͚̣̘̞̖͚̻͚̖͢ͅ ̡̯̫̗̳͇̭́ ̷̡̳̥̮̰̖͉̻̮̪̠̣̠̮̤͖̗͙̰͕͜͠͠ ̸̡̩̻͎͇͡͠ ̠̯̻̫̳̤̗͎̭̪̞̹͉͢͝ ̨̳͓͖̺̝̜͕͓͚̥͕̠̩̹̖͕͔̬̀͜5͈̞̼͖̠̼͍͜͝ͅ6̷̶̘̙͖̲̖͉̠̞̙̮̤̞̩̪̯̟͞5̷̡̧̛̝͓͈̘̺͖̙͓̣̙̯̜͙́ͅ6̱̣̟͓̤̰̲̼͜6̡̨̡̰̭̲̼̰̟̱̮̱͕̼̳͓́͞6̨̧͕̳̮̺̺͎̝̩̞͖̗͎̜̕͜͠5͉̺̩͙̻͚͔͎͇͚̙̕͟ͅͅ ̴͎͔̖̟̟̬̻̖̳̖̼̯̬́͡c̨̨̱͔͈̱͙͇͙͈̞͘͢u͏̸̳̞̖̥̥͓͇̺͉͇̜͙̟̰̘̦r̛҉̢̢̠̻̠s̷̷̨̝̤͚̯͖e̱͈̝͉̤̙̫͇̭̝͟͢͡ͅd̨̻̱͕̟̭̱̟̥̥̞̀́ ̵͈̥͙̙̭͓͚̥̣̞͓̬̤̟͖͘͡͝h̴̨͚̰̳͓͓͓̤͓͚͖ę̶͕̥̻͚̳͈̠͍͚̣̦̭̭̞͚̗͇ͅr̺̙̼̳̖̼̬̤͔̺̩̬̤̭̭͘͠o̵̡͓̞̼͕͕̱̘͉̤̠̼̯̳͇̜̜͖͎̠͟͠e̢͓̩͇͠͠s͔̣͇̤͍̹̘̫͇̪̀͜ ̞͈̱̩̺̭̥͚̼̺͍̫͎͝ͅ ̧̞͔̰̘̮͚̤̭͡͡ ̧͏̴͙͓̟̹͈̕͟ ҉̷̵̜̼̣͙̟͍͈̙͉̜̼͈̦̗̠̗͕͜͡ͅ ̶̶̨̼̩͍̲̟̘͇͜͠ ͜҉̴̢͎̮̝̬̥͖̭̻͙̩̳̟̕ ̦̙͖̩͝ ͏̨̜̩̞͙̹͚̼͍̖̙ ̵̟̥̗̰̩̬̖̘̪̠̯̟̣͖̩̭̘̤͙͘͘ ̴̶̶̛̬̤͙̙̦͍̮̯̼̲̻͕̱̞͡ ҉̹͕̤̖̦͟͢͝ ̶̵̢̨̗̤͉͎͕̬̳̘͝ ͎̰̙̙̩̻͔̮̟͓̠̩͔̱̹̕͢ ̵̷̨̙̹̱͈̖̥̖̰̦͔͈̩͓ ̡̥̯̱͕̯̹̣̫̹̱͜ͅ ̴̵̫͎̼̦͕̮͎̬̖̘̱̘̣̞̙͚̩̘̭͘ ̖͉̦̘̞̺̲̰͚͔̯̲͈̹͇͔͚͇̭̀͢ ́҉҉̙̣̥̥͍͕̬̗͖̖̙͜͜ ̵̡̫̯̜̯̪̬̫̹̰͚̩̝̞̺̯̠͡ͅ ̸̨̨̳̗̠͖̠̩̺͕̰̗̪̤̱͜͡ ̷͓̹̳̯̘̻͕͉̪̻̹̩̻͟ͅ ͇̠͎͈̺̹̝̘͕͍̺͓̙̻͈͟ͅͅ ̶̴̧̝̭̜̖͍͙̳͙͙̦̣͝ ̶̭̩̭̱̳̥̕ ̨̡̧̡͚̞͍͔̠͔͕͚͖̪̱̘̤̖́ ̵̧͓̞̼͙̝̤̜͕̹͈̖͚̻̩̪͔̻̹͈́̕͝ ̵́͘҉͖̣̭̩̘͔̙͚̻̘͖̮̼͉̗̫̭̬̭ ̛͘͏̷̡̹͇̪̬̭̫͓̺ͅ ̸̵̤͔͓͕͇͍̠͉̣͎̦͈̙͎̦̬̤ͅͅ ̶͡҉̼͈̱̦̰̬̝̼̦5̢͖͖̺̗͍̯̭̱̫̘͍̳͓̯̻͕̼͢͡͝͡5̷̶̸̩̻͖͘͜ ̵̸̡̨͍̙͖͖̦͉̥̟̗̘͔̱̱̟̖̱͓͙͢ ̷̧̝͕͈̮͜͞5̘̮̫̗͖̭̗͠͡ͅ ̸̨̩͙͈̻̲͉̭̭̠̠̩̦͖͔̯̕͜ ͎̝̞̣̯͙̫̝̬͖̕͡ ̷̼̗̣͇̳̝͍̘̖͓̙̗̙͕̜̀͘͢͠ ̕͏̛͔̦̙̮͖͚̦̟̖͓̠̀ ͚͔̲͕͈̲̘̼̫̤͚̬̻͍̤̺̮́͡ͅ ̢̭̱͇̣͚̥̣͖̫̳͇̘͜ ̷͕̟̖̳͉̬̜̮̬̭͈̩̼̺͍̣͠͝ ̡͘͡҉̰̜̬̪̼̗͎̝͙̼̯̝̯ ̴͘҉̥̘̗̭̥̰ ̵̨̛̠̫̞͖̗̺͈̥͜͝ ͏̺̞̘͔̳͖͟ͅ ̸̳̰͖̝̻̥͓̙̰̖͉̠̞̹͓̖̰̜ ̘̩̫͓̱̫̰͇̯̜̝̥̫͚̲͢͞ ̴̸̴͔̝͔̹͚̗͙͢͠ ̢̧̭͙̟̝̩̲̗̙̠͕̀͘ ̧̧̺̘̘̩̬͎͚̲͈̖̦̥̳̬̳͞ ҉̵͓͉͚̥͉͚̻͈̦̞͕̗ ̴̨̢̡͈̫̳͙̹͉̣͕͚̜͙̩̮̪̕ ̡̠̬̲̪̖̘͍̣̞̝̣̤̣́͞ͅ ̴̢̥͍̹͎̖̗̮̪̪̱̯͇̯̼̱ ̛̛͍͇̼̼̩͚͙͍̹̻̬̫̰̹̻̕̕͝ ͏̶̢̘͍̥̗̘̫͕̳̭̱̪͍̲̻̜̤͙̺̠̕ ̵͠͏̶̼̞̗͈̯̜̙͓̬̣͈̼̳ ̵̣͎̩͕͖͙͈̭̬̱̀ ̧̳͚̙͖̼͙̰̮́̀͟ ̷͎͈͙͚̤͝ͅ ̰̪̯̫͙̻̮̯̟̀́͘ͅ ̷̶̡̙͇̬̹̺͓̞̜͙̀ ͞͏̬̗̭͉̥͓̯̠̘͚̭̣̗̩̩̮̕͡ͅ ̛̮̪̳͡ ̴̢̟̝̘͖̲̠͍͉͇͔͟ ̨͙̻̪̪̮͍̖̗̤̫̗̩͎̝̙̟͞ ̡̳̻͔̭͓ ̷̩̹̗͙̗̭͕̱̭͍̘͟ ̷̶̝͈̺̹̦͎͉̜͉̞̱̻̺͇̺͓͖̥̕͟͝ͅ ̴̪͎̝̱̙̖̲͚͙̙̕͜͡͠ ̴̡̙̫̯ ̡̧̬̞̟̺ ̴̴̶̺̻͚̝̣͠ͅ ̡̛͎̬̖̥̟̫̝̘̱̙͜͢ 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̴͓̩͇̰̬̜̼͍͈̙̂͂͆ͦͩ́͂ͦ̂̊ͭͭ̐̾ͬ̏̒̈ͨ͠s̛̥̞̥̟͉̪͓͈͔̖̮̟̹̯̞̠ͧ͑̾͘ḥ̵͎͈͚̯̤̲̯͉̠̠͇͓̺̝̠̼̈̐ͪ̍̀͐ͨͮ̓ͣ̔̂͝ͅͅi̮̻̻͉̥̬̘̮̼̼͓̮̥̣̱̯͙̮̙̊̓̔̇͐ͫͨ̈́̈́͗ͭ̍̈͐̓ͭ͂́͢t̵̢͉̞͕̲ͦ̂͗͘͠,̷̨͉̭̥̲̞̪̖͚̜̱̳̭͈̮̠ͪ̇͛͑̆̅̀̽ͫ̏̿̓̓̔͆ͅ ̛̘̭͍̙̪͙͈͙̎̂ͤͯ͋ͪ͌ͦ̾̊͢͞͞ͅ2̴͕͓̞͈͈̱̺̟͖̞̪͚̳̗͉̝͚͕̀̑ͧ͟͡ͅ.̛͖͈̦̗̜̥̣̮̮̦̤̖̿̃̍̐̎͊ͮ̾ͨ̊͆͌̂̀̂͑̀̚̚8͔͙͈̺̯̲̦̩̰͖̬͍̯̜̹͉̀ͭ̿̽ͭͭ̅̏͆͡ͅͅl̶̴̴̡̪͉̹͕̹̻͕̘̗͙̜̰̓̓͗ͮ̓̐̎ͪͦͣ̾ ̴̵̬̲̻̩̲͖͙̜̥̮͎̩̞̣͔͙̜̪͑ͥͮ̀ͦ̋͌̒̽̀6̷̨̆̍̑̽͑ͭͥ̀̽ͥͭ͒̒̾̐̑ͧ҉̺͉̹̪ ̨̜͎̝͖͖͇͔̻̦̱̲͍̼̓ͩͬ̎̆̈́̔̋̉ͪͦͭ́̈ͮ̓̚̕c̓ͫͯ̅̅ͮ̀͐̈̑͛̄́̚̚͝҉̠̤̟̳̞̭̬y̯̫̬̥̜̜̥͙̮̮͈͎̝̪̝̺ͧͮ̃̈̋̇͗͋ͥ̓̏͠l̷̞̦̜͓̙͙̮̏ͬ͐͒̈̇ͦ̂͌̅̒͑̽̇̈́̉ͤ̀ ̼̞̻͙̠̖͊͊ͩ̌̐̌͑̿͘͢t̢̼̻̜̤̰̪̩̤͙̞̺̥͕͖̫̬̱̓͌ͫͮ͐̇͒̎ͤ͜͞ͅͅw̸̶̯̮̮͈̯̳̟͙̥̪̺͍̣͙̙̪ͫ̐̐ͯ̈́ͩͧ̇̌͆ͅͅi̷̢̛͕̯͚͚̪̫̳ͥͬ̿́̃̌ͯͬ̑͗̐͆͑̕͝n̷̡̛̛͚̣͓̄̌͗ͩ̏͑͋̾̔̇͊͗ͭ̎͒́ ͐ͫ͊ͨ̇͡͏̤͍͈͍͇̼̭̞̹̥̹c͚̣̣̥̘̾̅̃̉̀͘͢͢͞ä̶͈̝̝̺̤̯̻͖̺̑̇̐̑̉̾́̋ͮͪ́̑̌̀͞͡m̂ͯ̃͛͂̀̿̾̍ͤͯ̔͊̀ͬ̉̃҉̧̢̞̠̩̯̤̜̮͎̟̮̰͙̼̯̝͓̹̤ ̴̵̺͚̜̗͖̹̝̖̝̎̓ͫ̈̎͑ͫ̎ͯ̐ͦ̊̀͛e̷̢̗͍̞̖̺͔̹ͥͨͭ̓̓̀͋̓ͧ͛̓̄͂ͧ͛f̵̷̨̼̫͉̭̯͓͎̥̣̺̭̗̞̠͔̺̻͎͒̄͂͂̍̀͘î̶̧̺̥͓͉͙̖̪͙̩̙̯͈̮̝̺͉̈ͪ͂̇̍ͤ̒̂ͬ̆̃̈́́͘ ̷̼̯̯̻͓͔̥̗̫̬̦̲̘̲͍͙͔͂̆͊̄͒̎ͩ̓̉́̍̽͡͞ą̧͍̘̘̜̖̬̲̮͈̳̞̹͈̻̉̉̾ͯͯ͒ͮ͗̉̽͛̂́̕n̴̴̸̳̫͉͙̗͍̖̱͓̗̭͉͓̭̝̲̤͈̂̽͑ͫ̿̈́̓̊̒̅́̊ͯ̊͞ͅd̴̤͇̟̘̪̝̙̤̥̲̭̪̭̐̀͂̀̈̃̾̐́̈́ͯ͑ͭ̀̽̆̚̚͝ ̵̪͓̭̬̹͓̯̣̌ͯ̆ͨ͑̊̐̃͆̇ͪ̊͒̿̓̕iͭ͂̒͌̉̏͌̏̃̒ͮͪ͒̈́̅ͫ͏̧̜͔̬͈͉̞͖͚͎̩̮̦̯̣̱̮ñ̷̡͔͍̭̤̙͙̘͇͓̞̺̦̼̺̬̖͔̦̮ͦͧ͑̓ͦͧ̏̉̾͋̂̽̅̿̚͝͞ǧ͂͛ͫͦ͛̚͏͏͏̱̥̖̣i̶̧̹̼̗̺͖͇̪̦̜̟̘͉̱̥̳̼̖̖ͭ̿̾ͣ̏͋̍̒͌ͫ̓̆̀̕͢ņ͚̥̳͈̝͙̖̉̍ͧͬ͊͐̐̋̇͐͜͝ͅt̶̛̳͕̭͖̝͙͔̱̥ͥ͌̃̊̒͒̋̈́͑ͪ͋̌ͨ͋ͯͤͅi̺̪̻̖̜͎̰̞̙̦ͦ̇̑́̕͡ǫ̷̡̟͍̙̭̘̦̙̫̫̲̮̱̜̻͕̩̖͍̬̀ͬ̽ͫ͛͌́̉̚͝n̩̞̭̦̜͇̖̱̪̻ͭ̏͐̅ͣͩ̋͑́̕͟ ̮̗͓͍͚̞̱̤͖͖̩̠̈̅͋̈́̉ͣ̀͢͞i̸̧̬̝̙͈͙͖̗̰͎̬̲͙̩̞̬̪̱͇̱̋̉̐̍ͧ́͒n͂̋̌ͪ̈̉̏̚̕͢͞҉̴̖̱̫͔̱̯ͅͅd̨̡̤̩̖̞̠̼̫̩͙̞͔̜̞̬̬͕̳̖̘ͨ̎̓͊́̄̚͘͠e̓͐ͯͣ͒͆ͦͪ̉҉̵̡̳̲̘͙p̿͛ͭ͒̄̈́̐͌ͯ̈҉҉̬̣̩̠̭͎̳̮̹͎e̷̛̫͕̞̥̞̤̺̳̖̥̻̮̋̌̎ͯ̂̍̚n̛̏ͧ͛̑́̿ͤ̔̂̓ͧ̈́͐̈́̃͟͏̸̖̠̘̲͓̝̝̗d̷͖̱̪̹̳̝̠̙͚̯͖̹̤̖͖ͨ̀̇ͤ͂̎̽ͭ͑ͦ͡a̸ͤ̌̊̐ͭ̓͋ͮͣͦ̋̏ͫ̐̆͌̑̿̿҉̡̛̬͉͚̬̩̼̺̰͙̼̯͕̺̹͢n̜̪̬͕̜̝̹̜͈̞̮̻̤͔ͭ̅ͫ̒̑ͨ͋ͬ̐ͦ͒͂ͯ́̿ͥ͘͜͡t̨̻͎͕̬͈̺͔͈̟̞̹͍̿͛̃ͦ̓̋̍̎ͭͤ͋̚̕͟͞͝ ̵̢̛̲͈̥̜ͧͦ͐̆̃̃̓͌ͧ͆ͦ͛͛̈̆͘s̸̡̡͉͇̲̙ͣͮ̓ͤͫ͌ͮ́͘ǔ̢̃ͮ̑҉͉͈̬̲̦̻͕̟̫̼̪̮̗̬̭͟͢ͅş̷̢̠̭͙̭͉̞͕͙̿ͣ͒̐ͨ̿̀ͦͦ̔̇̆ͬ͌̾ͣ͛͢͝p̶̴̪̳̟͕̪͙̠̠̬̯̦̖͓̳̖͙ͧ̆͂̀̈́̊͗̅͋ͯͤ̐ͨ͑̅ͮ͗̏̚ͅe̸͍͙̠͔̬̦͓̩̦̤̪̪̅̾͒ͤ̔̂̾͋͑̈́̂̋̾͢͜s̵̖͍̱̲̣͍̠̗̟̽̋̓̂̓ͧͤ̈́̈́̆͛̚̚n̶̴̨̢̳̫̣̤̘̤̲͇ͥ̉ͬ̂̉ͪ͐̈̐ͨ͛͊̒̌̚i̷̶͊͐̌̃̌ͩͮͣ̿̌͊̉̒̅̈͏̰̬͍͉̰̼͓̱ớ̡̼̪̭̠̠̖̖͕͚̮̐ͨͭ̃ͭ͑̏̍̓͒̐n̵̡̤͇͇̪̝̖͈̞͉̩̜̖̖͉̱̠͙͎̅ͧ̍͆̔ͬ͝͝s̴̷̡̑̆̔͌͌ͩͥ̌ͨ͋̄ͭ̿ͪ͑͐ͣͪ҉̷̼̻̗̯̭̗̞̖こ͙̹̝̭͇͙̘̠͉̼̬̳ͧ͆ͧ̍̈́̾͐̏ͨ̀͘͢ͅれ̡̧̰̲̖̥̼̱͈̭͓͊ͥ͛͗̅̿ͥͣͭ̐͐ͬͫͥͪ͘͝ͅͅは̴̸̺͓̭̝̃ͤ̾ͭ͑ͦͯ̄̓̉́ͬ̈́͋ͬ̄͛͘͡永̶̜̳̠̱̳͇̱̏ͤ̀̍̋ͮ͊͘͠遠̷̛̗͓̠̰̝̤̔̏̋̑̈́ͥ͐̂̿̌̍に̷̴̻̼͍͈̠̠͚̹͎͖̏͗̽ͣ͛͆̇̇ͧ͞歴̈́̈ͥͪͫ̃͗ͯͦͨ̂̆̿̏̀҉̴̲̯͍͉̩̝͕͕̙̬̪̯͔͍̟̱̕史̧͙̦̳̟̜̱̲̯̊̐̂ͭ͌͊͒̾ͤͯ͑͑ͯͮ̊̀̈́́̚͞を̷̨̦̣̤̫̩͙̰̥̼̥̟̩͓͚̺̩̳̺͆ͧͫͫ͒̓̐̔̿̓ͭͪ̑̃ͬ̑́́ͅ変̵̜͚͙̟͍̺̳̼͓̟͍̯̤͌̋̍̇̊ͪ̄̓̌ͣ̊͐͊̕͟͞え̴̡̞̫̜̯͔͕͔̲̻̲̦̝̲̯͑ͯ͗͑ͦ̍̾͠ͅͅる̶̦͕̳͈̟̻̫̯̹̱̥͚͍͎͑̆ͯͧ̈́̍ͯ͒̐͡で̴̢̍̑ͩ̇̈́̍ͦ͐̈̋̆̾̽́͡҉̞͎͓̥し̵͌͛́̉̈́͐̌͂̓ͩ̏͆̂͛͠҉̝̹̰͓͖ょ̨̱̤̻̝̼̹͕͈͎͙̖͙̎̽̈́̇ͧͨͮ̾̌̂͊͌͞ͅうͭ̆ͣ̐ͣ̋̈́҉̼̬͔̳̭͓̩͍̘̖̭̜͉ ̷̠̣̼͈̝̖̞̥͈͉̖̼̤̤͌͗͐̔̃̍ͯ̒̾̎ͫ͠ͅ これは永遠に歴史を変えるでしょう 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Lord of the shadows (arc 6)Edit
With a slight headache Motorknight accompanies the crusaders on a trip to the resting place of the most powerful warriors hes never heard of; Ysgard. Arriving at the gates the team is luckily able to gain access after having claimed they knew Gowther personally and begin wandering its vast fields and arenas. After talking to an odd couple they eventually headed toward an arena where Gowther was supposedly competing in. Upon learning that death isn't permanent in Ysgard he is delighted to hear they would need to defeat other warrior in the ring in order to get Gowther back. Upon being told that mortals die all the same in Ysgard he still is eager in fighting in the ring. MotorKnihgt unfortunately does not get to fight as the drink he ordered kicks in like weed brownies and he passes the fuck out.
Waking up back in the keep MotorKnight is disappointed that they weren't able to get Gowther back, and that he was unconscious for most of the time in Ysgard. The worst is yet to come however...
- [Dr. Alphonse]
Alphonse was hired by the Crusaders to work in their newly built keep. Originally Alphonse was going to reside in the keeps basement doing various experiments for his own research but has recently joined the party in their adventures. MotorKnight is convinced in Alphonse's ability as a wizard and feels he can be trusted. He is even more so impressed with his ability to place Gowthers soul into a golem. coming from a time where science had replaced magic, MotorKnight cant even begin to comprehend how one might do that. Quite impressive none the less.
In Motor Knight's time, a pirate was somebody who would illegally download software, music, games, etc. The kind of pirate that Apollo represented was only seen in the movies. This leads Motor Knight to believe Apollo's persona is rather silly, especially all the yelling, still a pirates life seems exiting enough. The two have bonded over their mutual love of alcohol and adventure and seem to get along well. Recently MotorKnight has taken into account how aggravated Apollo can be, having witnessed him execute on of his own men for a problem Apollo himself had caused. MotorKnight is both grateful and furious with Apollo, whom had ended up killing Jenny in the vampire fight, grateful knowing that he could never harm Jenny himself and furious that he had killed his lover.
Daniel poses the biggest clash of ideals out of the other crusaders to that of Motor Knight's. While Motor Knight's morals are more or less guidelines, Daniel's beliefs are set in stone. Because of this MK views Daniel as an uptight "goody-goody" type and outright avoids him when dealing with questionable activities. Motor Knight considers Daniel his opposite in many cases, be it in terms of philosophy, appearance, or ability. He considers he and Daniel close friends and respects Daniels decisions and motivations as the two are generally on the same page. Recently MK and Daniel have become closer when Daniel asked MotorKnight about his past. After story time had finished MotorKnight told Daniel his Philosophy on life and hopefully helped convince the Paladin that nothing is ever black and white. The two now have a very strong trust between one another, and are now fully and completely bros. He wonders what seems to be troubling him as of late however.
MotorKnight and Devila just met, and given that MotorKnight had smashed through her door when they first encountered each other he assumes she probably isn't overly fond of him. Although the two have been getting along well, MotorKnight isn't completely sold on Devola just yet. Sure she can whip up potions or poisons to rival the best of them but she seems a bit off, probably because she has multiple personality disorder. Still she seems fun enough, lets see how this pans out.
Both hailing from ancient times, Doug and Motor Knight go way back, as it turns out he and Motor Knight may be indirectly involved in past events. Despite that the two are great friends and often crack jokes and reference things from their time, leaving the rest of the party confused as to what the humans are laughing about. The two often enjoy inebriation and getting into mischief, as well as pissing each other off for laughs. He thinks Doug and Kayne are adorable togather.
Doofus and Motor Knight first meet during the party's stint at Mount Myres. The Dwarf had unfortunately attained a reputation for missing most of his attacks, luckily one of his blunders turned out to be a perfect distraction for Motor Knight and Jook to infiltrate a hobgoblin captian's quarters. To this day Motor Knight is still utterly amazed at the sheer amount of power Doofus possesses. Annihilating a (big eye thing who's name escapes me) in a fashion similar to a well known anime hero is no small feat and demands respect from nearly anyone.
Turns out that werewolf they tracked down in the forest wasn't so bad after all, and also isn't a werewolf either. Having been exposed to the likes of Aliens, Demons, Abominations, etc, MotorKnight isn't overly concerned with a wolf-man running around with them. What he is concerned about his the sheer size of the guy, He makes Gowther look like a dwarf when standing side by side. For now MotorKnight thinks Folkvarðr will be a valuable asset to the crusaders, what with the whole demon war going on and whatnot.
During their brief time as teammates Motor Knight and Gowther have proven to be able to work together extremely well, Despite nearly opposite fighting styles. The two enjoy such debauchery as; Drinking, Fighting, Adventure and jumping out of windows at weddings. Mk will always have the utmost respect for the teifling, seeing as both are in the "I've been killed twice" club. Despite blacking out while in yesguard and missing what he could only assume was mighty battle, MotorKnight is glad to have Gowther back in the lineup. Motor Knight once considered the undead teifling "metal as fuck", he now thinks of his as more "Granite as fuck".
- Jenny Doe
Although he always knew there was something different about Jenny, Motorknight never seemed to care. He always enjoyed time with her and he believed they would have been happy together for as long as he could imagine. He regrets three of his actions When she confronted the party. The first was not trying to convince her to join the crusaders when she offered him a place among her ranks. The second was not bringing her along during his adventures, granted he had no idea of her strength and only wanted to keep her safe. The third was not finishing her off himself. It's going to take some time for these wounds to heal, but in hindsight it may have only been something temporary anyhow.
MK's trusty partner in crime, for a while they were the only two stealthy enough to do such daring things as robbing banks. Many a planned heist was discussed between the two, some more ambitious than others, some more likely to be pulled off than others, most of which mere suggestions or simple banter between the two. While its no secret that the thief frequently abandons the crusaders MotorKnight is slightly aggravated by her recent absence in such trying times, still he hopes that she's safe wherever she may be.
- Princess Vento Neila
When first hearing of Rodney's marriage, MotorKnight expected him to have married some bimbo. He was pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong. While they don't know each other that well MotorKnight has taken a liking to Neila. As she has recently become queen though, he doubts he'll be seeing much of her in the future.
Rodney is one of Motor Knight's closest friends as the two have been adventuring together since the early days of the crusaders. Similar to that of Doug, Motor Knight and Rodney also enjoy gettin' krunk, as well as share an appreciation for music. Although he enjoys the same vices as Rodney, MK is rather off put by the sheer volume of which Rodney has taken part in, especially when it interfered with His own romantic endeavors. He confronted the dragonborn and after a few well placed questions Rodney dipped out. The two have since put aside their differences. MotorKnight has a newfound respect for the Bard as he has since committed himself to one woman and is glad to see it is working out for the newlyweds.
TV Wizard and MotorKnight never really got along, barely interacting within the first act. Despite this MK enjoyed his company as it reminded him of a simpler time. Upon defeating TV wizard MotorKnight and Daniel created a shrine out of his remains and held a small memorial in his honor.
Character Information Edit
Weaponry (with descriptions)Edit
- Laser Sword
A long sword that features a curved blade composed of pure energy, given to MotorKnight by an Alien being.
- Silver Katana
A razor sharp single edged sword, a relic found in an ancient cave, upgraded by Jenny Jones.
- Single edged sword
A lightweight katana-esq blade featuring a minimal guard and a grip made of string simply wound around the tang.
A single edged blade MotorKnight had custom made, featuring a gut hook and integrated saw blade on the opposite side of the blade.
- Energy Rifle
A high powered rifle that fires a three round salvo of pure energy, given to MotorKnight by the same alien being as the laser sword.
- Brass Knuckle dusters
Specially made by jenny, he plans on using these as a base for building a pair of steel claws. for now he gets to punch shit real good.
- Demolition Explosives
Several round explosive devices armed by lighting a fuse. Apparently these were for everyone but MotorKnight mostly keeps them to himself.
- Racing helmet
- leather/steel enchanted armour
- The Champions belt
- Assorted healing potions
- Hip flask
- Regeneration ring
- Charisma stone
- Pink psychic suit
- Stolen eye patch
- Sheild-emitting stone
- Illusion deck
- Space meth
- mp3 player
- hentai sheild
Former items Edit
Taken from a hobgoblin captian after killing it. returned to Taire.
- Hobgoblin Captian head
Taken from a hobgoblin captian after killing it. returned to Taire.
- Long sword
MotorKnight's starting weapon, a regular old long sword ditched after using it during a heist.
Also ditched after using it for a heist.
Regular old daggers, these remained in the abdomen of a few of Taire's friends after being abruptly placed in them.
- Heavy crossbow
He found a friggin' laser gun, also Doug, what would he need this for?
- Dragon Scales
Used as a down-payment when MotorKnight had his Katana improved at (that one blacksmith's).
- Holy hand grenade
Also used as a down-payment at (that one blacksmith's).
- Blow-dart tube
MotorKnight legitimately lost this item. it's straight up gone.
- Misere's notebook
Given to Daniel after reading it.
- Magic Quartestaff
Realized it was worthless and sold it for 5gp at a flee market.
- Tome of clear thought
Having studied the book, this item now resides on a bookshelf in the keep.
MotorKnight had to pose as janitor during a robbery as not to blow cover, he ended up keeping the broom although it later ended up impaling someone during the "spaghetti" side quest campaign.
- Old Cape
Lost and or stolen from the ye-olde dry cleaners.
- Magloob Statue
Thrown at some guy.
- Light crossbow
ditched, never used it anyhow
- Frag Grenade
Used on a witch, blew her up real good.
Through years of combat experience, MotorKnight has acquired many skills making him a precice and deadly opponent in and out of battle.
- Extremely agile
- Strong and Athletic
- Intimidating presence
- True strike (Champions belt)
- Able to crit from 18 upward (Champions belt)
- Blademaster stances, Combos, and Maneuvers
- Great weapon fighting
- Claw footed (Path of iron)
- heavy strike (Path of iron)
- "Death God" (shinigami)
- Soul blade
- Land vehicle Proficiency
- Cannot be stunned or Frightened
- Proficient in constitution/Dexterity saves
Trivia and "interesting" facts Edit
- MotorKnight started out simply as a regular fighter at the beginning of the campaigns, however during the two year gap he became a Blademaster after remembering some of his past abilities.
- MotorKnight is a decent guitarist.
- He was once known as ProtoKnight, but that was a long, long time ago..
- is left handed.
- The tattoo on his arm is a carefully designed pattern consisting of rectangles, each one representing someone, or something he's killed.
- He is haunted by a man in a suit, claiming he has not yet fulfilled his purpose
- At the beginning of the 1st act he left his "donkey" (a battle scarred dirt bike disguised as a mule) at the tavern he was kicked out of. He only recently re-acquired it as it now sits in his room in the keep under a tarp.
- He still keeps his old mp3 player, filled with music of times past. apart from his helmet he considers this his dearest possession.
- Has nearly died on several occasions. Specifically after the hecatonchires nearly finished him, he became known as 'The deathless one" due to his inability to parish.
- It is rumored that MotorKnight moonlights as a different masked vigilante.
- Alternate theme is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFA0Zq1k2A
- He was unintentionally designed to look like an omega force soldier.